Richard Branson spent a few million quid launching himself into space, beating Jeff Bezos by a few days. Unsurprisingly, the Twittersphere isn’t too pleased with this billionaire space race given the pressing issues around protecting our planet.
But, as always, Branston faces the brunt of the abuse, not Branson. So we wanted to set the record straight, once and for all. For Humanity. For Britain. For pickles and cheese.